Absurdly Alive Tee
Absurdly Alive Tee
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- Unique
- Easy Returns
A calm skeleton with a nuclear mushroom cloud for hair — because some days feel exactly like that.
Video Guide & Fit
Video Guide & Fit
Tip: If you’re between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, consider sizing up.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5″ (42cm) | 27″ (69cm) |
| S | 18″ (46cm) | 28″ (71cm) |
| M | 20″ (51cm) | 29″ (74cm) |
| L | 22″ (56cm) | 30″ (76cm) |
| XL | 24″ (61cm) | 31″ (79cm) |
| 2XL | 26″ (66cm) | 32″ (81cm) |
| 3XL | 28″ (71cm) | 33″ (84cm) |
| 4XL | 30″ (76cm) | 34″ (86cm) |
| 5XL | 32″ (81cm) | 35″ (89cm) |
Product Features
Product Features
Fit & Feel
• Lightweight, retail fit (tailored but not tight)
• Pre-shrunk for lasting shape and comfort
• Soft feel
Fabric
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Ash color contains 1% polyester
• Side-seamed construction for a better fit
Conscious Production
• Ethical sourcing
• On-demand production to reduce waste
Satisfaction Guarantee
Satisfaction Guarantee
We offer 100% guarantee your order will arrive in perfect condition. If it doesn’t — we’ll replace it or refund you. No drama, no questions.
Delivery
Delivery
Every item is made to order — just for you. All orders are fullfilled within 2–5 business days.
Estimated Delivery Times
| Region | Standard Shipping | Express Shipping |
|---|---|---|
| USA | 3–6 business days | 1–3 business days |
| UK | 3–5 business days | 1–3 business days |
| EU | 3–7 business days | 1–3 business days |
Express shipping may be available at checkout depending on your location and selected items.
** Make sure to include your phone number at checkout for a smoother delivery experience.
Good to Know
• Shipping times begin after fulfillment is complete
• You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships
• Orders with multiple product types may ship separately
Care Guide
Care Guide
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
• Use mild detergent and no bleach
• Tumble dry low or hang-dry for best results
• Do not iron directly on the print
• Do not dry clean
Treat it well, and it'll stay looking fresh for a long time ✨
